Well at least the Care Bear came to some use xD
joni, while trying to type as i am sitting on her lap (via crazibunni)
it’s not my fault!!
joni, while trying to type as i am sitting on her lap (via crazibunni)
it’s not my fault!!
Sometimes I wonder if the government really like bugs phones and computers and stuff. This would not be good, considering if they ever decided to take a look at my conversations with a few select friends….they would probably arrest me promptly due to inappropriate speech. We speak way too much of reporting people to CPS for sexual harassment and committing devious crimes. If you are watching, government officials, please don’t take me seriously. No one else does.
Dude that’s exactly why I always say “I know you’re listening” when I’m home alone! I mean I’m alone so nobody else will know but if in fact the government really did bug my house they’ll be sitting there wondering “how does that chick know about us?!!”
Where do all the porn stars go when all the lights go out?
I think Everclear had a good question, I mean there are a lot of porn stars and they just seem to disappear? Maybe they do move out to the suburbs and become blonde, bland, middle-class Republican wives. They could have blonde, bland, middle-class Republican children and live blonde, bland, middle-class Republican lives. But who knows.. maybe I should do some research. Or you could just sit there and ponder it.
I just asked my chemistry teacher what I needed to get on the next test so I wouldn’t fail out. She told me that even if I got a 100 I’d still wouldn’t pass. FAIL.. literally.
(via jordanleherristired)
You lucky duck!
im moving….so im gonna miss texas
Ooh, I’m sorry then :( I’m sure you’ll make some good friends wherever it is you’re going. Plus you might have some better weather!